I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts....
-
Nora Ephron
Mercifully one forgets one's love affairs as one forgets one's dreams.
-
Iris Murdoch
He could sell the Pope on financing a Mormon tabernacle.
-
Anonymous
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large.
-
George Carlin
My mother said "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said "Just wait."
-
Judy Tenuta
More Quotes By W. S. Gilbert
Did nothing in particular And did it very well.
Things are seldom what they seem Skim milk masquerades as cream.
Of that there is no manner of doubt - No probable possible shadow of doubt - No possible doubt whatever.
He did nothing in particular And did it very well.
For he might have been a Rooshian A French or Turk or Proosian Or perhaps Italian. But in spite of all temptations To belong to other nations He remains an Englishman.
